All Birds Pay Homage To The Phoenix

Description: Behold, the true phoenix has descended.

As a celestial, ancient, mythical beast superior and king to all birds, it's within the realm of common decency for thou commoner to walk up and pay me homage. Nevertheless, I am a king of birds born with great benevolence. I do not seek thou to be as beautiful as the peacock, or as elegant as the crane and the swan; I will accept you with good graces even if thou are a hen. Come and worship me.

Effect: Every creature that resembles the item owner will be subjected to the force majeure and will be forced to pay homage to the owner by walking close to his side. Only when the item owner is satisfied with their performance will the force majeure be lifted. Of course, other things could be done in replace if one refuses to show respect to the owner. The affected will be given full freedom in picking whatever they want to do: dancing, sing a song, commit a theft, or kill somebody, and so forth.

Conditions to note: "His side" refers to 65 - 85 centimeters in front of the item owner. It's terrible to detain people after they have come to worship you. Hence, the duration of this item is seven minutes.

Even a true phoenix can only play havoc with birds once a day. Consequently, this item can only be used for seven minutes a day. The owner can choose to either dole out the seven minutes from the point of activation until the end of the day or spend it all up in one go. Once the seven minutes quota has been filled, the item will remain unavailable until the next day.

"Resemblance": The target has to have similar physical properties to the item owner: body weight, body shape, body height, the quantity of hair, and the number of feet to name a few. The differences between the target and the item owner cannot be more than one category, or else it will be regarded as dissimilar.