Party B Designer

I received a job last week. It’s a “Special Item Designing Project”. The demands of this client is the nightmare of all designers out there. “I want it powerful, I want it convenient, I want it less restricting, and it will only recognize me as its sole master. Oh yeah, please add in an autonomous crisis detection and prevention system, and also a sustenance wide-area search system so that it can help me look for resources when there is no danger around… Alright, that will be it for now. Pretty simple, right? Anyway, I expect to see the result in two days. Ah, silly me. I almost forgot about the most important thing—the budget. Alright, my budget is a box of luncheon!”

I should just take a template and work out something usable for him.

Directions of use: Pick a template and list out all your demands.

Note: Once you have selected your desired template, the remaining templates will be discarded. The selected template is one-time use only, so please make up your mind before you start to work on it. Since our designer lacks a little drive and there are many restrictions for the use of the template, generally, he cannot fulfill all your demands. For example, a Special Item with fewer restrictions will have fewer applications while a convenient Special Item will have a shorter expiry. All in all, the final product often comes out unsatisfactory. Its one advantage is that it can be turned into whatever thing you want it to be.

Term of delivery: posthuman will receive the final product two days after filling in the template.